Don't Laugh!!
In U.S. they invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it out to
different countries for a test.
In U.S.A, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves;
UK, in 30 minutes it caught 500 thieves;
Spain, in 20 minutes it caught 25 thieves;
Ghana, in 10 minutes it caught 6,000 thieves;
Jamaica, in 5 minutes the machine was stolen .
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A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now."
He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light? Now? Does it look like I have a G.E. logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so."
"Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right." To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so."
"Fine," she say… Continue
Added by M. Cassell on November 4, 2009 at 4:23pm —
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A new priest at his first mass was so nervous that he could hardly speak. After mass, he asked the Monsignor how he had done.
The Monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."
The next Sunday, he took the Monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon when he got nervous, he took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after mass, he found t… Continue
Added by M. Cassell on November 4, 2009 at 4:20pm —
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A lady approaches her priest and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquires.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"
"That's terrible," the priest exclaims, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots wi… Continue
Added by M. Cassell on November 4, 2009 at 4:19pm —
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A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is
also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.
"I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a
dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from
there."
A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks
up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to
him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath.… Continue
Added by M. Cassell on November 4, 2009 at 4:18pm —
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A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic.
Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willi… Continue
Added by M. Cassell on November 4, 2009 at 4:16pm —
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This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
NAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style s… Continue
Added by M. Cassell on November 4, 2009 at 4:14pm —
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One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus. The bus driver leans over and says “Hey guy I know how to get that nun to have sex with you…”
Naturally the hippie asks, and the bus driver tells him that every night at midnight the nun goes to an old graveyard to pray for god to forgive her for her past, and that he should dress up like god and… Continue
Added by M. Cassell on November 4, 2009 at 4:11pm —
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Here is the List of Activities for Dominica Independence 2009Creole Day/ Creole Day National Parade
Date: 30 October, 2009
Place: Dominica, Roseau
Description:
The Creole Day is set for October 30th, 2009. the National Parade is set for that date and features major highlights of Dominica's National Culture.
National Wob Dwiyet Show
Date: 29 October, 2009 (In 17 Days)
Dominica, Canefield, Old Mill Cultural Center
Description:
The Miss Wob Dwiyet is held every year during… Continue
Added by CaiVideos on October 12, 2009 at 6:30pm —
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We will be partying on the Tables. Carnival Victory 2009 Cruise
up Next!
Party Islands 2009! Much more on the great times to come up next!
Sunday, Nov 15 San Juan, Puerto Rico
Monday, Nov 16 St. Thomas, USVI
Tuesday, Nov 17 Dominica
Wednesday, Nov 18 Barbados
Thursday, Nov 19 St. Lucia, WI
Friday, Nov 20 Antigua
Saturday, Nov 21 St Kitts, WI
Sunday, Nov 22 San Juan, Puerto Rico
Carnival Victory will never be the same when we are done... Here's… Continue
Added by CaiVideos on October 5, 2009 at 11:00am —
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Riverlandmas mas presentation of Shades of Black is almost here...
DATES TO REMEMBER...
Sunday September 13th, 2009 - Riverlandmas at Miami/Broward Carnival Launch @ Karu & Y - Downtown Miami
Saturday September 19th, 2009 - Riverlandmas is in Elka's Kitchen all day
Saturday September 26th, 2009 - Riverlandmas launches again in Bev's Backyard.. Miami Gardens
Saturday October 10th, 2009 - All day Lime - Elka's House
Sunday OCTOBER 11TH 2009 - SHADES OF BLACK on de road... Miami, Fl.
Cal… Continue
Added by CaiVideos on September 9, 2009 at 9:30am —
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3 explorers were looking in the forest when they were captured by Indians. They were taken to their chief, and he said go out into the forest and come back with 10 of the same kind of fruits. The first guy comes back with 10 bannanas, and the chief says, shove them all up your butt without making a sound.
So the 1st guy gets 2 bannanas in when he starts screaming, so the indians kill him. The second guy comes back with 10 berries, and they shove 9 in and are about to shove the 10th in when he st… Continue
... LABOR DAY WEEKEND JUMP OFF...WHERE THE PARTIES AT LABOR DAY WEEKEND!!!
Host: BIG BEN AND VOICE
Type: Party - Barbecue
Network: Global
Price: BOAT RIDE $40... FOSTER'S...$10... BBQ/PARTY...$10 ...DANCE...$30
Start Time: Friday, September 4, 2009 at 7:30pm
End Time: Monday, September 7, 2009 at 5:35am
Location: NEW YORK
Street: MANHATTAN... BROOKLYN... QUEENS...
City/Town: New York, NY
View MapGoogle
Phone: 6478823513
Email: BLACKBERRYSOUNDCREW@GMAIL.COM
Description
FOSTER… Continue
Added by CaiVideos on August 24, 2009 at 11:30am —
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Press Release
Roseau, Dominica: August 10, 2009
The Dominica Festivals Committee (DFC) through the Discover Dominica Authority (DDA) alongside Platinum Sponsor ‘Digicel' launched the 13th Annual World Creole Music Festival at the Fort Young Hotel on Tuesday 11th August 2009.
The World Creole Music Festival will be held from Friday 30th October to Sunday 1st November 2009 at the Windsor Park Sports Stadium. World renowned performers hailing from Martinique, Guadelo… Continue
TGIF (Thank God It's Friday). Come out and party to the pulsating sounds of DJ Flip. Live Every Friday Night at Club X. The action kicks off at 10 PM every Friday at Krazy Koconuts. Come party in the great air conditioned, mature, and elegant ambiance of Club X @ Krazy Koconuts.
Free Until Midnight
10$ after Midnight
… Continue
Added by Krazy Koconuts on August 17, 2009 at 1:00pm —
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Don't Laugh!!
In U.S. they invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it out to
different countries for a test.
In U.S.A, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves;
UK, in 30 minutes it caught 500 thieves;
Spain, in 20 minutes it caught 25 thie...